1. If you had a choice between appearing naked in public or eating a fried insect, which one would you choose?
Really I think I'd eat the insect. I think it would be over a lot quicker and leave fewer psychological scars.
2. What age would you most like to be, and why?
I think I was happiest at age 19 - 20, so I'll split the odds and say 19 years and 6 months. That was the time before university took all my money away forever.
3. If you could go on a date with anyone from history or fiction, who would it be?
Ha, I'm going to be totally generic and say Lord Byron. I couldn't possibly sleep with him on account of the syphilis, but I'd love to gaze rapturously as him while he recited poetry at me.
4. Would you rather be a lesbian or a gay man?
Hmm. I guess it would depend. If I could be a lesbian with Megan Fox, I'd be a lesbian. If I could be a gay man with Christian Bale, gay man. No, okay, I'd be a gay man with Christian Bale. I'd hit that anyway I could.
5. If your TV could only play one channel, which one would you have?
Dave. No contest. 24-hour-a-day Dragons Den and QI and whatever other weird crap Dave shows.